Science Humor II

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Dear Department Head,
Sometimes I feel just a bit discouraged when I listen to the news as of late. I would love some tips for happy things to do to lift my mood. Do you have any good suggestions?
Signed,
Need-to-Autoclave-My-Cares-Away-But-the Autoclave-Ain’t-Working
DH:
Dear Got-the-Biohazard-Bag-Blues,
You’ve come to the right place! When you’re starting to feel those Biomedical Blues, don’t despair! There are plenty of happiness-inspiring activities tucked away within the halls of Pharmacy and MBRB – you just need to know where to look! Let me give you a few ideas to get your started…
Activity 1: Paste images of your PI’s head on a variety of amusing objects. Take a page from the Riley lab and find new ways to amuse yourself shuffling around attractive pics of your PI’s head. Start (for example) with some of your favorite movie scenes and be creative!! You’ll feel a real sense of accomplishment and your PI will love it – trust me!!
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Didn’t see your PI in this edition? Don’t worry, we’re just starting with the fun activities!! Stay tuned for more in the next newsletter edition!!
Happily yours,
DH